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Backwards Thinking: Exercise And Reduced Risk Of Dementia

Today we return to Verywell Health, aka., VeryBad Health if you actually were to follow their diabolical advice on nutrition, or more to the point, “Verywell Dead,” as you’ll likely feel like a walking dead and actually die a lot sooner. This time they covered a backwards, and frankly put, useless study, exploring the relationship between exercise and insulin in the brain and the risk of developing dementia. Let’s see what they came up […]

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The Habenula, Mental Health, Food Cravings And Nutrition

Today we return to another advertisement article by the supplement industry shill Chris Shugart of T-Nation, as he simplifies the topic of mental health in order to sell you his shitty, unnecessary and toxic supplements. Let’s see what he came up with this time and I’ll straighten things out as we go. What the Heck is a Habenula? “It’s a teeny part of your brain, not much bigger than a grain of rice. Although

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Carbohydrate Cravings In Depression Because Of A Broken Metabolism (Explaining The Importance Of A Natural Human Diet)

By Joachim Bartoll / February 7, 2025 / Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 9 minutes of reading

Today we’ll visit Science Daily, as in “Pseudoscience Daily,” a government ass-kissing website that summarizes the latest stupidity in the field of medical- and nutritional backwards research. This time they reviewed a study on depressed people and their cravings for toxic and unnatural carbohydrates. It should be a no-brainer, but alas, the stupidity of this world we find ourselves in is unbound and unlimited. Let’s see what they put together. “Every depression is different.

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How To Predict Health Issues And An Early Death Through Your Shitty Diet

By Joachim Bartoll / January 17, 2025 / Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 8 minutes of reading

Hi there medical- and big-pharma shills at Medical News Today, I fixed that headline for you! Yes, today we return to MNT and another stupid article based on useless scientific research applied in a nonsensical way, as 99% of the time nowadays. This time it’s about “predicting” health concerns through looking at changes in the eye. Well, we’ve known for decades that elevated blood glucose levels from consuming unnecessary, idiotic and toxic carbohydrates damages

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What Is More Important Than Protein? Animal Fats!

By Joachim Bartoll / January 10, 2025 / Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 9 minutes of reading

Once again we return to T-Nation and their COO Chris Shugart and his misaligned obsession for protein. This time he titles himself a rebel, as in fighting the obviously corrupt and evil establishment. Well, we’ll see about that. Bring it on then, Chris. “The average person is pretty below average these days. About 74% of US adults are overweight or obese. It’s perfectly normal to be over-fat and under-muscled. Given that, your goal is

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Red Meat Is The Ultimate Fat Fighting Food

By Joachim Bartoll / January 8, 2025 / Body Transformation / Bodybuilding, Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 10 minutes of reading

Today we return to the supplement shills at T-Nation and their clueless COO Chris Shugart, the guy who is obsessed with chemically man-made protein, as in the chemical shitstorms of their own poor quality protein powders. This time he found another old “protein centric” study to misinterpret and use to sell their laughable products. Let’s see what he has this time and how to really use the information, if applicable. “Talk to the average

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There Are No Real Health Benefits Of Sweating

By Joachim Bartoll / January 5, 2025 / Health and Fitness / 11 minutes of reading

Once again we return to Ironmagazine and their clueless writer Matt Weik, likely one the absolute worst of the fitness-wannabe writers out there. In this recently published article he tackled sweating. Let’s see how much he managed to get wrong this time. “Have you ever noticed those beads of sweat dripping down your face after a workout? There are actual health benefits of sweating that not many people are aware of.” Have I ever

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Soy-Boy Vegan-Like Female Fat Distribution in Men

By Joachim Bartoll / December 31, 2024 / Body Transformation / Bodybuilding, Health and Fitness / 10 minutes of reading

We who are enlightened celebrate the new year as spring arrives in late March, however, for the indoctrinated sleeping slave masses, 2024 has now come to an end according to the silly Jesuit “Gregorian” calendar, introduced by Pope Gregory XIII in 1582 — a patron and supporter of the Catholic Jesuit Order, The Society of Jesus, as in their puppet.And as we are more or less forced to follow this evil calendar, we round

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