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Gestational Diabetes Proves Humans Are Obligate Hyper Carnivores

This fine morning we once again return to the shills at Examine.com and a summary of a really stupid and useless study. However, it did present an opportunity to shed some of my understanding on the subject of hormones and gestational diabetes, as supported by mastering biology, physiology and biochemistry. Quick Summary In this 8-week randomized controlled trial in women with gestational diabetes in China, some really stupid researchers had 62 poor pregnant women […]

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Parmesan Vs. Protein Bars And More About Salt and Sodium

Today we return to Verywell Health who seems obsessed with trends from the human cesspool known as TikTok and “fitness influencers.” Let’s see what they found “interesting” this time and how they likely f**ked it up. “Some fitness influencers are swapping out protein bars for chunks of parmesan cheese. The claim is that parmesan is a “healthier” choice because it’s high in protein but without the added, processed ingredients in protein bars.” This might

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April Fools: Dr. Axe Features Swedish Ritual of “Fika”

By Joachim Bartoll / April 2, 2024 / Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 5 minutes of reading

Yesterday, on April 1, the genuine first day of the year, and thus nowadays known as “April Fools,” the shill Dr. Axe featured an article on his website about the retarded Swedish tradition of “Fika,” and it’s potential “benefits.”They even put a label with “Fact Checked” on it. Hilarious! The article was written by their content manager and “nutrition editor” Joe Boland, and he sets the stage with a bustling and stressful world where

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