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Blueberries’ Toxicity Causes Acute Poisoning

Once again we return to Examine.com for another study summary to illustrate the extremely sad state of “modern research,” as in the backwards-thinking and deceitful way they present their findings. Also, this will be rather short as I’m very pressed on time this morning/weekend. What was studied? “The effect of blueberry intake on vascular function.” If you know anything about the chemical incompatibility between plants and humans (we are obligate hyper carnivores) and the […]

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Caffeine is a Defense Chemical and a Potent Poison — Do Not Neglect Accumulated Damage

This was just too stupid, humorous, and dangerous at the same time to let it slide by. Only a few days after the imbecile Matt Weik, whom I called out as a hypocrite, published his awful advertisement article for the highly toxic and dangerous “mud water,” where he praised the lower caffeine content compared to coffee, he now published an article promoting the most potent and dangerous version of caffeine. Well, considering that caffeine

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Mud Water Is A Highly Toxic Mushroom Soup — An Introduction To Mushrooms

By Joachim Bartoll / December 2, 2024 / Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 13 minutes of reading

Oh yes, clueless Matt Weik of Ironmagazine returns with yet another zero out of ten article, this time doing an advertisement for “Mud Water,” as in a toxic mix of mushrooms, supposedly as an alternative to coffee. Well, while the creators with the combined IQ of a 3-year-old child might find it funny, the silly name is actually appropriate. Mud as in as in sludge, as in toxic muck, as in something you would

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Toxic Matcha Will Not Help With Cognitive Decline, Only Animal Foods Will

By Joachim Bartoll / November 30, 2024 / Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 7 minutes of reading

Today we return to Examine.com and one of their summaries of yet another totally braindead and unnecessary study, and I will explain why with some simple and established facts from biochemistry, physiology and biology. In short, if you have any understanding of the human body and the properties of plant compounds, you would never waste time or money on conducting such as retarded study as this. What was studied? “The effect of matcha (a

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L-Tyrosine For “Energy” Boost — Stimulants 101 — Coping Instead Of Living

By Joachim Bartoll / August 16, 2024 / Diet and Nutrition, Health and Fitness / 10 minutes of reading

Today we return (yet again) to T-Nation and another advertisement article by the supplement-shill Chris Shugart where he tries to sell you a solution for “clean energy,” as in stimulants.Let’s see what he has to say this time. “The word “energy” is used a lot in the stimulant world, but it means different things. In the category of pre-workouts, there’s everything from lightly caffeinated drinks to gray-area powders containing banned substances. I’ve played around

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