Ding-Dong! Madonna on Celebration Tour by the Numbers

We’ve been waiting for headlines like, “Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead!” But instead, the New Age Witch gulped down some adrenochrome and announced another wicked Satanic tour at 64-years of age to spellbind his/her moral-deprived and dissolute fans. On January 16, CNN “reported” that Madonna had wiped her Instagram in what they anticipated as preparations for a new tour announcement. Later that day, it was announced that he/she would embark on a 40th anniversary […]

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