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Musk Want a Jesuit $84 a Year for Twitter Blue, Beginning April 1st

By Joachim Bartoll / March 25, 2023 / Technology / 4 minutes of reading

The modern day composite character version of Nicola Tesla and the figurehead of evil enslavement technology, as in Elon Musk, who also is part Werner Von Braun’s “Elon” from Mars, part Tony Stark (Iron Man,) and part Willy Wonka from Charlies and the Chocolate Factory, is back in the news playing the role of Twitter’s new owner. Since the staged takeover in October last year, Musk has been threatening to remove the “legacy” checkmarks, simply …

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Tech-Wednesday: Apple, Amazon and Elon Musk

By Joachim Bartoll / February 23, 2023 / Technology / 4 minutes of reading

While Saturdays and Wednesdays are mostly reserved for staged and fake shootings, and we did have one in Orange County, Florida, it was actually ‘tech news’ by the numbers that dominated the headlines. First out was Apple, who allegedly had made huge strides in the technology called ‘No-Prick Blood Glucose Tracking’ for its watch. This endeavor — dubbed E5 — is to measure someone’s blood glucose levels without needing to prick the skin for …

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Elon Musk’s Twitter Deal to Close Before Friday, October 28?

By Joachim Bartoll / October 27, 2022 / Politics / Government, Technology / 4 minutes of reading

I’ve covered this silly ritual since the start, including the programming behind it. If you need to read-up, check these out: All this silliness is most likely a long-drawn ritual, all by the numbers as they always do it. Part distraction, part mockery. Twitter was founded on March 21, 2006. This means, and this is no joke, that Twitter will be exactly 6066-days old on that deadline tomorrow on October 28, for Musk to …

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Queen Elizabeth II Announced Dead at 96 by the Numbers

By Joachim Bartoll / September 9, 2022 / Politics / Government, Secret Societies / The Cabal / 7 minutes of reading

Yesterday, on September 8, the media announced that Queen Elizabeth II’s doctors were concerned for her health and that the Royal family had gathered by her side at Balmoral Castle, as in “Baal-Moral.” No surprise there as for the choice of location for this ritual.As soon as we heard about this, we checked the numbers for September 8 and it was obvious that they would use this pretext of her frail health as a …

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Twitter Sues Musk in Distraction Ritual – Q’tards Believes it’s Part of “The Plan”

By Joachim Bartoll / July 13, 2022 / Technology / 2 minutes of reading

Here we go again, with another act in the distraction Psy-Op that is the ever-ongoing saga of puppet Elon Musk and Twitter. The hilarious part is that Q’tards actually believe that this is all “part of the plan.” As in Musk wanting out of the deal because twitter would not publish their estimation of fake ‘bot’ and spam accounts, and now Twitter will go to court because of their shareholders and it will all …

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Elon Musk Reemerges After Twitter Break with Picture of Him and the Pope

By Joachim Bartoll / July 3, 2022 / Politics / Government, Secret Societies / The Cabal, Technology / 3 minutes of reading

One of the biggest Jesuit puppets on the world stage, Elon Musk, broke his 9-day Twitter silence with a post of himself, 4 of his 7 kids, and Pope Francis — the alleged first Jesuit Pope who live in suite 201, and whose real name is ‘Jorge Mario Bergoglio,’ which sums to the Jesuit number of 201. This, of course, was as always, all done by the numbers. Elon Musk celebrated his 51st birthday …

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Elon Musk’s 7-Eleven Tweet on June 21 as TSLA Stock Closed at 711.11

By Joachim Bartoll / June 24, 2022 / Secret Societies / The Cabal / 1 minute of reading

On June 21, about 4 hours before the stock market closed, Elon Musk tweeted a picture of 7-Eleven with gas prices showing at 7.11 – only to troll his clueless followers in how rigged the stock market game is. And, of course, this was on June 21, exactly 7-days before Elon Musk’s birthday on June 28. And Tesla was founded on July 1, 2003, which means that this happened at a span of 11-days …

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Elon Musk has ‘Super Bad Feeling’ About Economy, Wants to Cut Tesla Jobs by 10%

By Joachim Bartoll / June 4, 2022 / Politics / Government / 2 minutes of reading

As part of the looming economic reset, accelerated by the staged and fake war in Ukraine to increase energy costs and inflation, the Jesuit puppet and actor Elon Musk made a statement that he has a ‘super bad feeling’ about the economy. And as a result, he wants to cut 10% of the Tesla ‘workforce.’ His statement was made on June 2nd, the 153rd day of the year. This was of course a tribute …

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Puppet Elon Musk Sells 5.6% of Tesla Shares – All by the Numbers!

By Joachim Bartoll / April 29, 2022 / Politics / Government, Technology / 3 minutes of reading

Although the Twitter acquisition was part distraction, one of the big reasons for this is to flare up the debate of ‘free speech’ and ‘disinformation’ in the media. A way to split people further into different camps and scare the programmable sleeping sheep into believing that information must be governed and controlled. The ruling Elite already know by the algorithms within their social media platforms that more and more people are waking up to …

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Tesla’s Record Profit Blows Away Estimates in Jesuit Ritual

By Joachim Bartoll / April 21, 2022 / Technology / 3 minutes of reading

While their CEO Elon Musk has been playing puppet games all by the numbers involving Twitter to entertain the sleeping masses, the Tesla company recently released their quarterly income of $3.7 billion, a lot higher than the $2.6 billion forecast. And this from selling electric cars that top-out every EMF-meter that has ever been inside one of these microwaves on wheels. Get cooked from the inside while driving. That is how stupid and gullible …

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